Woman Finally Released from Mental Asylum

46 year-old Londoner Sarah White was released from Pembrokeshire Mental Asylum earlier today, following her comments made while visiting Tenby in 2011 that "I think I prefer Cornwall".

Armed Police and Dog Units were rushed to the area at the time with Ms White being apprehended by straight-jacket having been tasered 47 times by local officers (just to be sure). One shocked onlooker, fellow tourist Steffan Jones of Ebbw Vale, said "Can't believe she said that mun... that's sacrilege".

Ms White's release follows 15 years of controversial rehabilitation methods that included the force-feeding of Pembrokeshire new potatoes and bara brith as well as daily boat trips to Caldey Island.

A now fully rehabilitated Ms White said "I’d like to apologise for my outrageous comment. I was unwell at the time.”