Roadworks to “Move Around Randomly”

Council Confirms Roadworks Will Now “Move Around Randomly”

In a bid to keep things “interesting,” Pembrokeshire County Council has confirmed roadworks will no longer be fixed in one place.

Instead, they will:

• Appear without warning

 • Disappear briefly

 • Reappear somewhere worse

 A spokesperson said: “We believe this keeps drivers alert and engaged.”

Locals have described the system as: “Exactly the same as before.”