Escaped chimpanzees have been found

BREAKING NEWS – The three escaped Folly Farm chimpanzees have been found safe and sound.

Having found their way into the quiet and largely abandoned County Hall building in Haverfordwest during lockdown, the primates somehow managed to go unnoticed at Pembrokeshire County Council for several years.

According to reports, 18 year-old JoJo had even managed a series of promotions via internal 'fair and open competition'. He leaves behind the position of 'Head of Housing' to return now to Folly Farm to throw his own faeces at tourists.

Reports also suggest his faeces-throwing accuracy has improved significantly from his experience of throwing it at local housing applicants for the last 6 years.